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The Green Hornet, (Non-Skittles Player),(Sex) Not Sure?, (Skittles Question) asks
Dear Fluffy,
After reading your articles I was hoping you could help me. I would like to join your skittles team.
I ask this as I have joined many different forms of sports but never managed to keep in the team! I am a real team player and I just love the thrill and excitement of being in a group of men that never want to give up and who will go to any lengths to get their hands on the "Holy Grale". As I stated i have joined many different teams in all types of sports and really need to feel a part of a team. I just never seem to make past a few weeks on a squad!
I especially like the communal showers after the game.
As a question does your team take a communal shower or bath after the game?
Like Rugby I was also wondering if you have lycra type fabric in your team kit and what colour it might be?
Just like Jimmy Saville could you fix this for me.
Fluffy Speaks
Dear Mr Hornet
I am sure that there are some members of our team who would be glad to have a committed individual such as yourself on the team and perhaps there might be an opening for you!
Our team Captain "Magic" might be able to squeeze you in if there is room?
We are a team that is bulging at the seems at the moment and it can be hard to make room for such a committed individual as you would probably want to play every time.
On the Matter of team Baths or Showers, Most of the team tend not to wash at all and it might be an idea to bring this up at the next team meeting, I must admit that at times we have been tempted to give teddy a Sponge Down when he gets another "3",
Alas it is the Captains decision and I will gladly forward on your details.