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Anon E Mouse (Skittles Player),(Sex) Not Sure?, (Skittles Question) asks.
Dear Fluffy - I have a niggling problem in that every time I go on to the trojans website site to view the statictics of just how well my colleagues are doing - not me of course- I can't find any....I have looked everywhere, I realise that this must be my problem ( could nt be anyone elses) - this is causing me great distress now and some may say having an effect on the way we are playing by not having any scores/averages to compare with - obviously I'm only concerned about my colleagues again here not me.
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Dear Anon E Mouse
Statistics are a funny thing, They can lead you into a false sense of security making that player believe they are almost invincible when really you or they are quite capable of hitting a "2" as the next man. I obviously felt that it would be a more measured and considerate act to not advertise that one of our players, not you of course would be capable of hitting a "2".
I have now contacted the Captain to make sure the holy book of statistics is passed into my palms after the next skittles meeting.
Please accept my humble apologies that the results you, sorry your friend have been eager to view have not been available, I will make sure that you and the whole world will be able to view your friends not yours score with the number "2" on it.
Rgds
Fluffy