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Hairy Bum, (Non-Skittles Player),(Sex) Kinky?, (Health Question) asks
Dear Fluffy,
I am dying to know what is the best style hairy bum for 2012?
I have been reading hairy bums r us latest magazine and they often talk about the application of hair straighteners. Do you think any of your team players would help anybody in this situation straighten there bum hair as on the next page all it showed was burns. I look forward to your words of wisdom speaking from ones own personal experiences.
PS have you tried nappy rash cream for the burns?
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Dear Hairy Bum
Sounds to me like you have been offered a modelling contract like myself for Hairy purveyors!!
I am always glad to offer information on this subject and I will do my best to offer you the advice you need. After speaking to sources at Vogue I have been informed that the main style that is in fashion this season is the "Centre Parting". There is a club that I have joined based on the internet in Venezuela and they have been trialing hair straightners putting them through rigorous test and have come up with some amazing facts.
1) Do Not insert the Straightner, but use horizontally in a rolling fashion.
2) Do Not insert the Straightner!
3) When purchasing a Straightner, it may be a brand name or an off the shelf from "Wilkinsons" or that pound shop on Torbay Road colour choice really does matter, Brown I have been told is an ideal colour.
4) Always use a mains Straignter not battery powered as this prevents that embarrassing situation on the No.32 bus at the top of Shiphay Lane. Let me tell you it is a long walk home from there(I know).
Just from one folicular owner to another E45 cream is the best and make sure you wait for it to soak in before putting your clothes on, that's why I got kicked off the X11 to Newton Abbot.