Priest
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A priest was in his church waiting for parishioners to come to the confessional and was having a few moments quiet prayer when he spotted a tramp, who was obviously the worse for drink, enter the church and sit in a pew.
The tramp slumped in his seat and appeared to go to sleep.
The priest carried on with his duties and took the confessions of several people that arrived.
After a while the drunken tramp woke up and went into one of the confessionals.
The priest went into the other side and waited for the tramp to speak. Nothing was said so the priest shuffled about waiting for a confession.
After a few minutes the priest rattled his keys to make the man realize that he was there. Finally the drunk spoke to him.
“Its no good. I can’t help you, because there is no toilet paper in here either.”